Stephen Molebert Cries On Air, Begs Barack Slobama ‘Please Come Back’
MANHATTAN, NEW YORK– Stephen Molebert broke down on his show Tuesday night over the thought of having to live one more second in the United […] More
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Two Squirrels Wanted For A String Of Robberies
PHILADELPHIA, PENNSYLVANIA– Philadelphia police are searching for two eastern gray squirrels involved in a slew of robberies dating back as far as last year. Local […] More
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Escaped California Prison Inmate John ‘Uncle’ Buck Is Captured By Police
SAN FRANCISCO, CALIFORNIA– The California convict tried to escape by stealing a police car, but the long arm of the law caught the dangerous deer. […] More
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After Facebook’s Privacy Settlement, Mark Cluckerbird Caught Celebrating The Win In Secret Video
MENLO PARK, CALIFORNIA– Billionaire Facebook CEO Mark Cluckerbird has been in hot water lately with all of the privacy issues surrounding his company. He’s been […] More
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Hollywood Reacts To Robert Mueller’s Hump Testimony With Chants Of Impeachment
HOLLYWOOD– After special counsel Robert Mueller testified Wednesday on Capitol Hill, numerous high-profile celebrities took their frustration out on Twitter by calling for President Donald […] More
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Possible Sequel? Catt Damon And Ben Calffleck Talk Dogma 2
HOLLYWOOD– Making the rumor rounds once again is the news that fantasy-comedy movie Dogma will be getting a sequel, much to the delight and also […] More
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Cats, Best Ways To Get Your Kittens To Brush Their Teeth
QUEBEC, CANADA– No matter what part of the world a cat may be from, one of the more challenging aspects of the day seems to […] More
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The Best Ways To Keep Humans Away From Your Trash
BEAVER, PENNSYLVANIA– Don’t you hate it when you wake up in the morning and go outside for the newspaper only to find that all your […] More
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World’s Top Scientists Rush To Make Vaccine For African Swine Fever
BEVERLY HILLS, CALIFORNIA– Dr. Schnoz here. Making the medical news headlines this week is the recent frightening outbreak of African swine fever, which is fatal […] More
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