It’s almost 2020, so it’s time to ring in the New Year by ranking the top animal parody entertainment stories of the past year.

Here are the top 10 Squirrel Lips parody animal news stories of 2019:

10. Birds! Classic ‘Revenge Of The Birds’ Movie Turns 35

“The look of the long beak, stick legs, and butt feathers, is so engraved in our consciousness. This movie definitely solidified what the classic bird looks like.”

9. ‘Mite Club 2’: Could A Sequel To The Cult Movie Be In The Works

“In the original film, Edward Snoreton’s character goes through a series of struggles, such as ear scratching, head shaking, and ear discharge, as he deals with the daily agony of ear mite infestation, better known as otodectes cynotis.”

8. American Idol’s Kelly Cluckson Talks New Album And Upcoming Tour

“Kelly says she loves staying busy, whether it’s traveling the world on tour or staying home with her little chicks.”

7. ‘The Mootrix 4’ Is Finally Happening With GheeAnu Reeves And Dairy-Ann Moss

“Like, it’s a secret, bro,” Reeves told Fox News reporters once news of The Mootrix 4 broke. “I made a hoof-swear I wouldn’t tell anybody about Neo becoming a sheep. Oops.”

6. Classic Film ‘Amareican Psycho’ To Be Re-Released For Upcoming Anniversary

“In one gruesome scene, after his associates flaunt their business cards arrogantly, Batehorse murders a homeless dog and kills the dog’s pet man.”

5. Warning: Scary ‘Resident Weasel 2’ Game Remake May Cause Heart Attack

“Resident Weasel 2‘s free DLC, Weasel Survivors, was released on February 31 and is so terrifying that 22,435 animals have already had massive heart attacks during game play.”

4. Beto O’Pork Poses For Vanity Unfair, Announces 2020 Run

“I’m not just doing this for all my fellow pigs, hogs, and boars,” O’Pork said in the text, “but also for every animal that ever dreamed of making it to the most powerful position in the world.”

3. Don’t Do It! Animal Suicides Are Rising, A New CDC Report Shows

“If I could give any last minute advice to an animal who is struggling with this affliction, then it would be to think of me and how much I’ve succeeded in life. So the next time you feel like sticking your head into that toilet, just remember that I’ll be sailing on my expensive yacht somewhere in the Caribbean while sipping on martinis at sunset.”

2. US Border Patrol Arrests 69 Illegal Canadian Geese At New York Border

“Recently, we’ve seen large flocks of Canada geese crossing the border illegally,” U.S. Customs said in a statement. “Many defecation rights groups exploit the fact that Canada geese love defecating everywhere and give geese false promises of being able to defecate with impunity.”

1. ‘Kill Gill Vol. 3’ Is Happening! Watch Nikki Avenge Her Mom’s Death

“It’s still unclear whether Uma Furman will reprise her role as The Bride, which has been complicated after her revelation that she was one of several females abused by ungulate mogul Harvey Swinestein.”

Parodies of Revenge of the Nerds, Fight Club, Kelly Clarkson, The Matrix, American Psycho, Resident Evil, Beto O’Rourke, The Dr. Oz Show, Washington politics, and Kill Bill.