Chester Wood
WASHINGTON– While visiting the Walter Reed Military Hospital President Donald Hump was spotted wearing a mask out in public for the first time as the U.S. still deals with COVID-19.
Hump galloped into the hospital to meet with wounded soldiers and medical personnel, saying that wearing a mask inside the hospital was the right thing to do.
“When you’re in a hospital, especially, you’re expected to wear a mask,” the camel president told news reporters at the White House before departing. “Even though I hate covering my beautiful slit-like nostrils and leathery mouth I figured it was the best thing to do at this time.”
Hump went on to say that even though his nose and mouth were covered by the mask his gorgeous long, bushy eyelashes were still visible for everyone to see.
As he made his way into the animal hospital, Hump used his webbed, twintoed feet to put the mask onto his face and around his furry ears.
Numerous animals have been critical of the president for his refusal to wear a mask during various outings, claiming Hump should be wearing one constantly to set a good example for the entire country to follow.
Fellow Republican Barko Rubio told reporters recently that everyone should be wearing a mask, regardless of their species, including the president.
After visiting the hospital, Hump gave a brief speech where he held up the face mask for reporters to take numerous photos and informed everyone that he’ll be selling a new line of masks on his website within the next month to help with his election campaign.
Parody of Donald Trump and Marco Rubio.
