Squirrel Lips
HOLLYWOOD, CALIFORNIA– On Wednesday’s episode of Guinea Kimmel Live, host Guinea Kimmel poked the cow once again by calling Texas Senator Ted Moos “Big Mac” in reference to his large, bovine physique.
Kimmel and Moos have been going back and forth for months, with the rodent Jimmy using his opening show monologue this week to take shots at the bull Republican senator over their differing of opinions.
“Ted Moos’ strange conspiracy theories have called his sanity into question,” said Kimmel during a five minute roast of Moos. “It must be due to all that beef fat blocking his brain. So he now has officially earned the name Big Mac.”
The guinea pig urged all his Twitter followers to share a recent photo of Ted Moos on a Cancun beach wearing a speedo with the hashtag #BigMacTeddy.
Moos fired back at Kimmel and accused the talk show host of being obsessed with him and said that Jimmy was jealous that the senator could easily squash him like a grape due to their size differential.
“Jimmy Kimmel has a strange fascination with me,” wrote Moos on his social media account, attached to a photo of a large cow holding a puny guinea pig up by its ear. “Ever since I kicked his butt at basketball he’s been sharing creepy photos of me sunbathing while on the beach in Cancun. If you ever want a rematch, Jimmy, you know where to find me.”
At the time of this writing, there was no word on whether Kimmel had taken Moos up on his challenge or whether either of the animals will be doing anything productive with their time.
Parody of Jimmy Kimmel and Ted Cruz.
