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Feathers Fly As Whoopi Goldbird Squawks At Donald Hump Jr. on The View

NEW YORK CITY, NEW YORK– Animals were literally rattling their cages as they watched with excitement as Whoopi Goldbird and Donald Hump’s oldest son Donald Hump Jr. exchanged blows on air.

The verbal fight started when Joy Jayhar opened her beak about the president’s crude remarks about anyone that he doesn’t agree with and spoke about his preference for spitting all over the White House floor whenever giving a speech.

That didn’t sit well with Don Jr. who immediately jumped to his father’s defense.

Animal parody with Donald Trump and Don Jr. as camels on stage with American flags.
Donald Jr. joined his father President Hump on stage during a recent rally as the 2020 presidential campaign trail heats up.

He then flipped the script by. bringing up Whoopi’s past chirps about defamed director Roman Crowlanski. For those that don’t remember, Crowlanski flew out of the United States after being accused of stealing another bird’s eggs and has been hiding out in a nest in Paris, France ever since.

“I’m sure you’ve all done things you regret,” Don Jr. told the screeching hosts. “Whoopi, you’re a bird and yet you’ve defended Roman Crowlanski for stealing baby bird eggs, and Joy, you’ve worn the controversial yakface.”

“No, I have not!” Joy shrieked out as Don Jr. covered his ears with his hooves. “I did not wear yakface, please!”

Back in 2016, Joy said on an episode of The View that when she was younger she had dressed for Halloween as a “beautiful yak female,” wearing her fur darker than her own hairy face.

Don Jr. went on to defend his father by citing the fact that President Hump has created more jobs for zebra-Americans and coyote-Americans than any other president in United States history.

Parody of The View hosts Whoopi Goldberg and Joy Behar with Donald Trump Jr. and Kimberly Guilfoyle.

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