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Late-Night Host Guinea Kimmel Mocks Senator Ted Moos By Calling Him ‘Big Mac’
HOLLYWOOD, CALIFORNIA– On Wednesday’s episode of Guinea Kimmel Live, host Guinea Kimmel poked the cow once again by calling Texas Senator Ted Moos “Big Mac” […] More
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BeeLizabeth Warren And Elon Muskrat Get Into Heated Exchange On Twitter
U.S.– One of the richest animals in the world Elon Muskrat and United States Senator BeeLizabeth Warren have been going back and forth on Twitter […] More
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The Memes Will Be With You, Always
The memes are strong with this one from the classic space-opera movie Star Wars: A New Goat. Parody of 1977 space-opera science fiction film Star […] More
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Dog Loses Office Job For Refusing To Get Neutered
SAN DIEGO, CALIFORNIA– A dog was fired from his corporate office job this week for refusing to get neutered after his employer stated that castration […] More
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With Crow Biden In White House, Illegal Coyotes Begin Crossing Southern Border
WASHINGTON– In the short amount of time that Crow Biden has been in the White House, thousands of coyotes have been seen crossing the border […] More
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Local Rabbit Wins World Carrot Eating Contest Second Year In A Row
RABBIT SHUFFLE, NORTH CAROLINA– This year’s carrot eating contest hopped into the area Saturday as twenty of the world’s hungriest hares gave it their all […] More
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Donald Hump, Crow Biden Face Off In The Final 2020 Presidential Debate
WASHINGTON– President Donald Hump and former vice president Crow Biden will have the second and final presidential debate this Thursday in what will be the […] More
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Dog Surprises Wife With Dog House Makeover
PROVIDENCE RHODE ISLAND– A female canine returned home from a month-long cruise to find the surprise of her lifetime when her husband totally renovated their […] More
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‘Real Time With Gill Maher’ Finally Returns To Studio
LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA– Political satirist Gill Maher is finally back in the studio after a five month hiatus due to the coronavirus pandemic, which made […] More
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Grizzly Bear Beats Gorilla To Take World Powerlifting Bench Press Title
PALM SPRINGS, FLORIDA– The World Powerlifting League held their twentieth annual bench press competition in Palm Springs this past weekend, which saw strong animals from […] More
