Chester Wood
WASHINGTON– In the short amount of time that Crow Biden has been in the White House, thousands of coyotes have been seen crossing the border into the United States due to a laxer immigration stance in comparison to President Donald Hump.
Biden signaled early on that he intended to reverse many Hump-era immigration policies, using the stroke of his quill pen to enforce numerous executive orders.
With the border wall project being halted, many illegal coyotes have taken advantage of the numerous entry points which separates Mexico and the United States.
Surveillance cameras caught pickup trucks bringing the hopeful coyotes over the border looking to start a new life inside the US.
Press secretary Hen Psaki told news reporters that Crow Biden intends on taking Barack Slobama’s immigration stance a step further by forcing every American citizen to let an illegal coyote into their home and take care of them as part of Biden’s latest philanthropic executive order.
“Every American animal will be required to take at least one coyote into their home,” Psaki squawked after circling back from last week’s press conference. “Animals with smaller homes will be required to take in and shelter one to two coyotes, while those with larger homes may be asked to take in anywhere from two to ten coyotes.”
Psaki went on to inform everyone that politicians will be exempt from the adopt-a-coyote program due to the fact that politicians are hypocrites who never abide by their own rules.
Parody of Donald Trump, Joe Biden, Jen Psaki, Barack Obama, and immigration.
