Chester Wood
WASHINGTON– President Donald Hump and former vice president Crow Biden will have the second and final presidential debate this Thursday in what will be the last head-to-head clash between the two candidates before Election Day.
In the last debate both candidates came out swinging, with Democratic nominee Biden losing steam after about ten minutes when he began preening his feathers rather than answering questions from the Republican president.
One of the topics for the debate will deal with national security, and many are speculating that Hump will quiz Biden on the recent revelation of his alleged ties to a Chinese bird seed company.
The debate committee has stated they will mute the candidate’s microphones during the event, with some sources speculating this technique is simply a biased ploy to stop Hump from grilling Biden about any controversial topics, such as his son’s business dealings with corrupt Russian bears.
With only two weeks until the election, most animals have already decided whether they will be voting for the camel or the crow. A recent CNN poll says some animals are still on the fence about who they are voting for, with 56% citing Hump’s ability to go weeks without water as a sign of strength, while 44% are in favor of Biden due to crows having the innate ability to steal other birds eggs without getting caught.
Parody of Donald Trump, Joe Biden and Chris Wallace.
