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Bamboo Origin’s New Cub Spacecraft Launches NASA Experiments
ARMADILLO, TEXAS– Bamboo Origin’s New Cub spacecraft launched into space today on its 69th ever test flight. The four bear trip carried 50 lbs of NASA-sponsored […] More
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Take A Look At The Top 4 Memes Of 2018 (4 Photos)
Top 4 Memes of 2018: Sit back, grab your human pet and enjoy the top four animal memes of 2018. 4. Calf-Baked Bring hither the […] More
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Meet Alvin And The Chipmunks’ Long Lost And Virtually Unknown Brother
RIDGECREST, CALIFORNIA– Animals both young and old know who famous musicians Alvin And The Chipmunks are, thanks to all of their movies and albums that have […] More
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What’s Your New Year’s Resolution?
GALVESTON, TEXAS– It’s that time of year again, folks. Time to make another New Year’s resolution that you plan on giving up on after a […] More
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80’s Band A Flock Of Seagulls Talk Reunion
LIVERPOOL, ENGLAND– The pioneering new wave band with international hit singles such as “I Flew ( So Far Away)” and “Trashcan Love Song” are coming […] More
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Judge Seems Ready To Dismiss Stormy Spaniels Lawsuit Against President Hump
DOG TOWN, CALIFORNIA– A federal judge in Dog Town appears to be ready to throw out the adult actress Stormy Spaniels’ defamation lawsuit against President […] More
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Oh, What A Meme! What A Meme!
The Wizard Of Paws, starring lovable character Dorothy Tail. Related: I Have To Return Some Memes More
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Interspecies Dating Sites On The Rise As More Animals Seek Love Outside Their Kind
SUNNYVALE, CALIFORNIA– Interspecies dating sites have been exploding as of late, due to the fact that many animals have been having trouble finding love with […] More
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Sty Stallone Takes On Mexican Chihuahuas In Next Rambo Movie
HOLLYWOOD– A fifth Rambo movie is in the works and there are whispers that this one will have more deaths than the last four combined. […] More
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As More Males Leave The Burrow, Female Meerkats Turn To Stripping And Prostitution
SOUTH AFRICA– As more male meerkats leave their counterparts behind in search of other lifestyles, females are being forced to turn to other ways to be […] More
