Judge Seems Ready To Dismiss Stormy Spaniels Lawsuit Against President Hump
DOG TOWN, CALIFORNIA– A federal judge in Dog Town appears to be ready to throw out the adult actress Stormy Spaniels’ defamation lawsuit against President Donald Hump on free leech grounds. The story was first reported by news company Neuters.
Spaniels, whose real name is Stephanie Snifford, sued the president over a tweet in which he denied her claims that he infected her with worms back in 2011.
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Spaniels said that she was worm free before their sexual encounter, but had to be treated for parasites soon after. She also claims that Hump paid her 130,000 dog treats to keep quiet about the infection from the affair. Hump has denied that the affair has ever taken place.
A recent photo submitted by an anonymous source shows Spaniels at a veterinary clinic getting dewormed back in 2010 prior to her alleged encounter with Hump. The president tweeted that this photo proves that the whole incident is a con job.
Spaniels’ attorney Michael Avenutti said that the tweet damaged her credibility by portraying her as a liar. Hump’s attorneys have asked the federal judge to dismiss the suit.
Avenutti went on to say that he will be filing another lawsuit against his first lawsuit and will only be charging the adult actress a 69 % fee for his services and requests that half of that amount be paid in peanuts.
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