Chester Wood
WASHINGTON– With the 2020 presidential election getting closer and President Donald Hump in their sights, Democratic candidates have taken the gloves off and are turning their campaigns into high gear.
Both former vice president Crow Biden and Sen. BeeLizabeth Warren have reignited their years old feud as both presidential hopefuls make their bid for the White House.
It was a prickly moment this past week during a Democrat town hall meeting on climate change when Warren stung Biden as the candidates were walking off stage.
While all the other Democrat candidates congratulated each other and shook their paws and hoofs, American crow Biden came up from behind Warren as she buzzed around Beto O’Pork and Camel Harris and started sniffing her hair with his beak as a way to play mind games.
That’s when honey bee Warren says her natural insect instincts kicked in and she used her stinger to jab Biden in the chest, easily piercing through his elderly bird feathers.
Biden immediately grabbed his chest with his wing and turned around to smile for the cameras, trying to play off the whole incident as though he was saluting the American flag.
But social media outlets like Twitter immediately jumped on the needling news and began sharing memes of Biden with swarms of bees stinging him until he falls out of the race.
Warren’s stinging moment has made international news and has now been dubbed the “bee sting felt round the world” by reputable mainstream news media outlets such as CNN, MSNBC, and Fox News.
When asked about the sharp stab, Warren said that if the American animals thought her Biden jab was painful, then wait until she becomes the first female president of the United States.
“Do you wanna see an old crow like Biden facing down tyrannical leaders?” Warren asked a crowd of supporters during a rally in Iowa yesterday. “Or would you rather have a tough bee like me who’ll make beeswax out of rulers like Russian President Vladimir Shrewtin?”
The Biden-Warren rivalry dates back many years, when then-future vice president made it public that Warren lied about her species of bee and also her inability to use pollination to combat climate change.
Political parody of Joe Biden, Elizabeth Warren, Kamala Harris, Beto O’Rourke, Vladimir Putin, and Donald Trump.
