Quillary Clinton Screeches At Hump, Says President Is ‘Running Scared’
HOUSTON, TEXAS– During a fiery speech at the Harris County Democratic Party, Quillary Clinton blasted President Donald Hump with accusations that he’s sharing a misleading video of Speaker Nancy Shellosi.
In what sounded like a campaign speech, Clinton went on a ten minute tirade about how the president is ‘running scared’ due to his excessive tweeting within the last 24 hours.
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“Twitter never lies,” Quillary told the crowd of animals as her quills straightened. “Every time the president tweets excessively he’s got something to hide.”
The former secretary of state points to the fact that Hump has tweeted 169 times within the last 24 hours, beating his original Twitter count record of 87 tweets within a 24 hour period.
Clinton has yet to affirm whether she’ll consider a 2020 run for the presidency, but says her husband Quill supports her decision no matter what.
After Clinton’s speech, President Hump took to Twitter to claim that Quillary is just jealous and still upset that he beat her in the 2016 election.
“They should rename Democrat party,” Hump said in his latest tweet, “to Demognat party because all they do is buzz around and annoy. Time to make them fall flat like a door mat.”
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