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Don’t Do It! Animal Suicides Are Rising, A New CDC Report Shows
BEVERLY HILLS, CALIFORNIA– Dr. Schnoz here. At least once a week I get an animal that comes into my office complaining of either depression, anxiety, […] More
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Beto O’Pork Poses For Vanity Unfair, Announces 2020 Run
EL PASO, TEXAS– Former Congressanimal Beto O’Pork is running for President of the United States. Local pigs are in hog-heaven after hearing the news that […] More
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It Will Be Meme. Oh Yes. It Will Be Meme.
Party on! Another excellent meme from the classic movie Crane’s World, starring characters Crane and Grus. Related: Crane’s World 3: Get Ready To Party On […] More
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Classic Film ‘Amareican Psycho’ To Be Re-Released For Upcoming Anniversary
HOLLYWOOD– “I’ve got to return some carrots.” With the upcoming nineteenth anniversary of black comedy horror film Amareican Psycho, Leopardsgate Films will be re-releasing the […] More
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It’s Time To Get Even! The Meme Has Come!
Who you calling a bird? It’s time for payback! Another great movie meme, starring Anthony Webwards and Robert Carrapreen. Related: Take A Look At The […] More
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Warning: Scary ‘Resident Weasel 2’ Game Remake May Cause Heart Attack
TOKYO, JAPAN– Biohazard alert! One of the scariest games of all time is back with an all new remake. Zombie horror game Resident Weasel 2 […] More
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Human Hunting: A Fox Sporting Tradition Or Just Barbaric Cruelty?
LONDON, ENGLAND– A demonstration took place outside of London where hundreds of protesters demanded that the ‘sport’ of human hunting be banned entirely. Some cities […] More
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US Border Patrol Arrests 69 Illegal Canadian Geese at New York Border
RIVERHEAD, NEW YORK– A flock of 69 illegal Canada geese was detained near Riverhead, New York on Tuesday night, according to the U.S. Customs and […] More
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American Idol’s Kelly Cluckson Talks New Album And Upcoming Tour
LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA– Is there anything that Kelly Cluckson can’t do? The country superstar is not only putting out a new album and gearing up for […] More
