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Warning: Scary ‘Resident Weasel 2’ Game Remake May Cause Heart Attack

Parody of Resident Evil 2 video game called Resident Weasel 2.

TOKYO, JAPAN– Biohazard alert! One of the scariest games of all time is back with an all new remake. Zombie horror game Resident Weasel 2 has been promoted as the most frightening game of all time, and it has the dead bodies to prove it.

According to publisher Crapcon, the game that is based off the famous movie has now shipped almost 900 million globally, that’s almost 895 million more than number two seller World of Boarcraft.

Many animals are keeping life support on site while gaming in case they fall victim to the frightening video game.

Resident Weasel 2‘s free DLC, Weasel Survivors, was released on February 31 and is so terrifying that 22,435 animals have already had massive heart attacks during game play.

Parody of video game Resident Evil 2 called Resident Weasel 2.
Resident Weasel 2‘s scenes are so realistic and terrifying that the publisher promises they will give you your money back if you have a heart attack and die during game play.

In the game, players control police officer Leon Stoat Kennedy and college student Claire Minkfield as they try to escape from Marten City during a zombie apocalypse.

Resident Weasel 2 gets four paws out of five for being an excellent remake of the original and five out of five paws for delivering enough anxiety, stress, and fear to have already killed 22,435 animals in real life. Wow, now that’s a realistic gaming experience.

Capcon Resident Evil parody, starring Milla Jovovich.

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