Catherine "Cat" Faline
WARSAW, POLAND– Futuristic dystopian video game CyberSkunk 2077 is almost here, and fans around the world haven’t been this excited since last year’s remake of popular zombie game Resident Weasel 2.
CyberSkunk 2077 finally arrives on Xbox One, PS4, and PC, giving animals a futuristic world set in a wild neon skunk city with smelly psychotic characters and stinky advanced weaponry.
An extended trailer of the much-anticipated game showed wild, rabid skunks modifying their black and white-striped bodies with weapons such as high-tech anal scent glands that shoot fatally poisonous liquid.
CyberSkunk 2077 is a neon role-playing game that takes place in a dystopian science fiction world metropolis where violent skunks and badgers rage wars against the ruling elites.
In the game you play a mysterious skunk outlaw in the sleezy underbelly of Skunk City, where robots take the place of nonessential skunks.
Adding to the excitement is the fact that one of the game’s characters is played by none other than famous Hollywood cow actor GheeAnu Reeves.
Reeves plays character Johnny SilverHoof who gets embedded in the main character’s nose, which he uses to guide him through the city in an effort to track down a legendary female net runner.
In order to get to her the character must eliminate members of various badger gang members in Skunk City, using his highly sophisticated skunk spray to kill potential attackers.
Also in the game you’ll get the chance to upgrade your character with cybernetic enhancements, such as robotic claws and bionic anal scent glands that can spray over a hundred feet.
The official release of CyberSkunk 2077 is April 16 2020, taking almost four years to develop. Gamers will then be able to decide if the game meets all their expectations or if it really stinks.
Parody of CD Projekt Red Cyberpunk 2077 video game and Keeanu Reeves as Johnny Silverhand.
