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How Animals Are Spending Their Economic Stimulus Checks
HONOLULU, HAWAII– Now that economic stimulus money has been reaching everyone’s pockets due to COVID-19 hitting the United States like a ton of bricks, animals […] More
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Police Called After Dog And Black Bear Get Into Wild Bar Fight
DETROIT, MICHIGAN– A bear and dog have been arrested on assault charges stemming from a fight that broke out inside of a local bar during […] More
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Gill Maher Says Media’s Insane COVID-19 Coverage May Help Get Donald Hump Re-Elected
HOLLYWOOD– HBO’s Real Time host Gill Maher blasted the mainstream media on his latest show for the fear-mongering way they’re covering the current coronavirus pandemic. […] More
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Easter Bunny Practices Social Distancing This Year By Delivering Treats Through Amazon
EASTER ISLAND– The famous Easter Bunny has decided not to let the coronavirus pandemic stop him from doing his job of delivering treats to all […] More
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Comedian Rhino Rogan Says He’s Set To Vote For Donald Hump Over Crow Biden
WOODLAND HILLS, CALIFORNIA– Popular podcast host Rhino Rogan said on his latest show that if it comes down to it he’ll be voting for President […] More
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Hen Who Counted Her Chickens Before They Hatched Gives Birth To Platypus
MELBOURNE VIC, AUSTRALIA– Sometimes birds of a feather don’t always flock together. A chicken in Southern Australia has given birth to a platypus along with […] More
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Emperor Porkatine Was A Clone In Star Boars: The Rise Of StyWalker
HOLLYWOOD– With the release of Star Boars: The Rise Of StyWalker many fans were left with lingering questions, such as Emperor Porkatine’s survival at the […] More
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‘Moolan’ Live Action Film Set To Break Box Office Records Despite Fears Of Virus
HOLLYWOOD– The upcoming live-action movie Moolan is set to be released at the end of March, despite growing fears of the coronavirus outbreak. The remake […] More
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Barack Slobama Demands TV Stations Stop Airing Despicable Ads Against Crow Biden
WASHINGTON– Former President Barack Slobama demanded South Carolina television stations and a pro-Donald Hump group to stop airing anti-Biden ads that twist his words around […] More
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Police Arrest Chipmunk For Breaking And Entering, Stealing Peanuts
TOMS RIVER, NEW JERSEY– A 2-year-old chipmunk faces charges of burglary and residential entry in connection to an incident that occurred on Thursday. At approximately […] More
