HOLLYWOOD– TV show Brooklyn Swine-Swine made history last night with their season six opener, which showed character Regina Piggetti breastfeeding five piglets after going undercover to stop a piglet trafficking ring.

Star Andy Wartberg sat down with Jackal News and discussed how the groundbreaking episode has affected his salary.

“This episode is called Getting Back To Basics for a reason,” Wartberg said in reference to the milestone episode that caused his salary to go up. “Every piglet has a mother and every mother has a piglet, which makes them a sow. If these mothers didn’t have piglets then they wouldn’t be mothers, would they? They’d just be gilts.”

After confusing the Jackal reporter with his arid wit, Wartberg said it’s nice to make people laugh because their laughter increases his salary.

Parody of Brooklyn Nine-Nine with pigs as characters. — The milestone scene showing Brooklyn Swine-Swine character Piggetti breastfeeding five piglets that she saved from a ruthless Romanian wild boar group. Star Andy Wartberg credits this risque scene for his increase in salary.

After rubbing mud on his face, Wartberg added, “Piggetti isn’t the only one who’ll be pushing the boundaries this season. In a later episode, my character Jake Peccary will also be going undercover as a mother sow trying to thwart a dangerous piglet trafficking ring from Romania. I don’t wanna give too much info away, but let’s just say that my character ends up saving the day by breastfeeding five little piggies of his own.”

When asked by the Jackal reporter how it’s possible for a male pig to breastfeed, Wartberg was elusive.

“If every piglet has a father and every father has a piglet, then wouldn’t their mothers have fathers too?”

Watch Brooklyn Swine-Swine Thursdays at 9 pm after House of Lards.

Brooklyn Nine-Nine TV show parody. starring Andy Samberg.