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SquirrelLipsPaul 1 e1509201621527Paul Barker

“Dog spelled forwards is dog.”

 

 

 

SquirrelLipsChester 1 e1509201761277Chester Wood

“I’ll hibernate when I’m dead.”

 

 

 

SquirrelLipsCatherine 1 e1509202147725Catherine “Cat” Faline

“What I do with my lives is my business.”

 

 

 

SquirrelLipsJack 1Jack Mule

“From my ass to your lips, you’ll never believe this.”

 

 

 

SquirrelLipsGary 1Gary Goosey

“I beat a goose with my bare beak.”

 

 

 

SquirrelLipsBull 1Bill Bullock

“Any last words, matador?”

 

 

 

SquirrelLipsSchnoz 1Dr. Schnoz

“I leave scars as calling cards, buster.”