With Crow Biden In White House, Illegal Coyotes Begin Crossing Southern Border
WASHINGTON– In the short amount of time that Crow Biden has been in the White House, thousands of coyotes have
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President Donald Hump Impeached For Abuse Of Flour
WASHINGTON– President Donald Hump was impeached for abuse of flour in a historic vote in the anti-gluten House of Representatives,
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Sondland Says President Hump Guilty Of ‘Squid Pro Quo’ During Tense Impeachment Hearing
WASHINGTON– One of the Democrats’ key witnesses has recently testified before the Mouse Droppings Intelligence Committee and said that President
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Kathy Griffin Squawks About Old White Hens Trying To Ruin Her Career Over Lookalike Severed Head
HOLLYWOOD– Left wing actress Kathy Griffin says she’s been ostracized from the Hollywood feathered friends community and has been having
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Feathers Fly As Whoopi Goldbird Squawks At Donald Hump Jr. on The View
NEW YORK CITY, NEW YORK– Animals were literally rattling their cages as they watched with excitement as Whoopi Goldbird and
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Hollywood Reacts To Robert Mueller’s Hump Testimony With Chants Of Impeachment
HOLLYWOOD– After special counsel Robert Mueller testified Wednesday on Capitol Hill, numerous high-profile celebrities took their frustration out on Twitter
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President Hump Changes Legal Team After Mueller Probe
WASHINGTON– With the Mueller probe taking a backseat, President Donald Hump shifted his attention to restructuring his legal team in
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Judge Seems Ready To Dismiss Stormy Spaniels Lawsuit Against President Hump
DOG TOWN, CALIFORNIA– A federal judge in Dog Town appears to be ready to throw out the adult actress Stormy
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Amid Controversy, Russian President Vladimir Shrewtin Wins Landslide Election Victory
MOSCOW, RUSSIA– The Central Electoral Commission in Russia has announced that President Vladimir Shrewtin will be serving his fourth straight
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President Hump Signs Executive Order Allowing Jays To Join Military (Video)
Watch SQUIRREL LIPS NEWS anchor Paw Meowser for all the details. WASHINGTON– President Donald Hump has made history today by
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President Hump Gets In Twitter Feud With Former President Slobama
WASHINGTON– President Donald Hump and former President Barack Slobama traded Twitter punches over many issues, including Hump’s yaks-cuts plan and
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