Feathers Fly As Whoopi Goldbird Squawks At Donald Hump Jr. on The View
NEW YORK CITY, NEW YORK– Animals were literally rattling their cages as they watched with excitement as Whoopi Goldbird and
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Twitter’s Jack Horsey And Facebook’s Mark Cluckerbird Face Off In Heated Debate
NEW YORK CITY, NEW YORK– The battle of the tech giants has been imploding as of late, with the CEOs
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Fox News Anchor Shepard Smith: ‘I’m Finally Out Of The Dog House’
NEW YORK CITY, NEW YORK– Housebroken Fox News Anchor Shepard Smith is finally “out of the dog house” after leaving
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Campaign Controversy: BeeLizabeth Warren Stings Front Runner Crow Biden
WASHINGTON– With the 2020 presidential election getting closer and President Donald Hump in their sights, Democratic candidates have taken the
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The Daily Show’s Trevor Boa Obliterates President Hump Over Celebrity Tweets
NEW YORK CITY, NEW YORK– Late night host Trevor Boa recently jumped on the Hump-bashing train after a slew of
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Beto O’Pork Unveils Plan To Fight Beak Violence And White Hen Nationalism
EL PASO, TEXAS– Presidential candidate Beto O’Pork (D-Texas) has recently joined some of his fellow Democrats by proposing a plan
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Stephen Molebert Cries On Air, Begs Barack Slobama ‘Please Come Back’
MANHATTAN, NEW YORK– Stephen Molebert broke down on his show Tuesday night over the thought of having to live one
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Hollywood Reacts To Robert Mueller’s Hump Testimony With Chants Of Impeachment
HOLLYWOOD– After special counsel Robert Mueller testified Wednesday on Capitol Hill, numerous high-profile celebrities took their frustration out on Twitter
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Quillary Clinton Screeches At Hump, Says President Is ‘Running Scared’
HOUSTON, TEXAS– During a fiery speech at the Harris County Democratic Party, Quillary Clinton blasted President Donald Hump with accusations
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President Hump Changes Legal Team After Mueller Probe
WASHINGTON– With the Mueller probe taking a backseat, President Donald Hump shifted his attention to restructuring his legal team in
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US Border Patrol Arrests 69 Illegal Canadian Geese at New York Border
RIVERHEAD, NEW YORK– A flock of 69 illegal Canada geese was detained near Riverhead, New York on Tuesday night, according
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Judge Seems Ready To Dismiss Stormy Spaniels Lawsuit Against President Hump
DOG TOWN, CALIFORNIA– A federal judge in Dog Town appears to be ready to throw out the adult actress Stormy
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