The Daily Show’s Trevor Boa Obliterates President Hump Over Celebrity Tweets
NEW YORK CITY, NEW YORK– Late night host Trevor Boa recently jumped on the Hump-bashing train after a slew of
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Beto O’Pork Unveils Plan To Fight Beak Violence And White Hen Nationalism
EL PASO, TEXAS– Presidential candidate Beto O’Pork (D-Texas) has recently joined some of his fellow Democrats by proposing a plan
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Stephen Molebert Cries On Air, Begs Barack Slobama ‘Please Come Back’
MANHATTAN, NEW YORK– Stephen Molebert broke down on his show Tuesday night over the thought of having to live one
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Hollywood Reacts To Robert Mueller’s Hump Testimony With Chants Of Impeachment
HOLLYWOOD– After special counsel Robert Mueller testified Wednesday on Capitol Hill, numerous high-profile celebrities took their frustration out on Twitter
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Camel Wrestling Entertainment Gets Picked Up By CBS
STAMFORD, CONNECTICUT– Great news camel wrestling fans! The increasingly popular CWE sports entertainment league has been picked up by CBS
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Quillary Clinton Screeches At Hump, Says President Is ‘Running Scared’
HOUSTON, TEXAS– During a fiery speech at the Harris County Democratic Party, Quillary Clinton blasted President Donald Hump with accusations
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President Hump Changes Legal Team After Mueller Probe
WASHINGTON– With the Mueller probe taking a backseat, President Donald Hump shifted his attention to restructuring his legal team in
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Judge Seems Ready To Dismiss Stormy Spaniels Lawsuit Against President Hump
DOG TOWN, CALIFORNIA– A federal judge in Dog Town appears to be ready to throw out the adult actress Stormy
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President Hump Signs Executive Order Allowing Jays To Join Military (Video)
Watch SQUIRREL LIPS NEWS anchor Paw Meowser for all the details. WASHINGTON– President Donald Hump has made history today by
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Yasmine Yakuza Is Yakxim Magazine’s November Cover Yak
NEW YORK, NEW YORK– Don’t let Yasmine Yakuza’s beauty fool you. She’s not only beautiful, but she’s also a trained violinist,
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President Hump Gets In Twitter Feud With Former President Slobama
WASHINGTON– President Donald Hump and former President Barack Slobama traded Twitter punches over many issues, including Hump’s yaks-cuts plan and
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