Gary Goosey
HOLLYWOOD– After special counsel Robert Mueller testified Wednesday on Capitol Hill, numerous high-profile celebrities took their frustration out on Twitter by calling for President Donald Hump‘s impeachment. Going as far as calling him a lowlife criminal.
This was the first time that Mueller testified since he began his investigation into the 2016 Russian election interference.
Many A-list celebrities, from Catt Damon to Bette Fiddler, were watching the testimony unfold, readying their Twitter accounts for the tirade that was about to ensue once they heard the news that President Hump could be charged with crimes after he left office.
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Bourne star Catt Damon, a longtime Hump critic, immediately voiced his opinion on Twitter after Colorado Congressman Ken Buck asked Mueller if Hump could be charged with theft after the president was accused of drinking all the water out of the Capital Building fountain.
“This is criminal obstruction,” Catt Damon tweeted as he licked his tail. “Never in my years as an actor have I ever seen such immoral, unethical practices from a sitting POTUS. Impeach now!”
Academy-award runner-up dog Ellen Barkin wanted the world to know of her hatred for the president and that if he’s not impeached then she’s definitely leaving the country.
“This’s disgusting,” Barkin tweeted to her 69 fans. “How can the president get away with this? If somebody doesn’t impeach this clown I’m leaving the country!”
Singer sometimes actress Bette Fiddler, who Hump called “a washed-up psycho fiddler crab,” sparked controversy today by saying that duck and goose Hump supporters are only “quackground” because they’re getting paid to be at his rallies.
“Hump’s a liar, criminal, and a fraud,” Fiddler tweeted, sinking her claws into Hump’s accusations. “He’s paying those ducks and geese at his rallies to add ‘quackground’. Impeach!”
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Reaction from former high school student pig David Hogg was also not favorable to the president.
“Hump’s not my president,” Hogg tweeted as he rolled around in a mud bath. “His supporters are so stupid. Anyone who supports Hump hates America! Impeach that incompetent POTUS now!”
Director Rob Whiner threatened to quit acting if Hump isn’t impeached, even though he technically hasn’t acted in years.
“Wow, obstruction much?!” Whiner asked, putting an exclamation point after the question mark to stress his seriousness. “If this clown of a president isn’t impeached then I promise I’ll never act again!”
Robert Mueller testimony parody with Donald Trump, Matt Damon, Bette Midler, and Hollywood.
