Gary Goosey
WASHINGTON– With the Mueller probe taking a backseat, President Donald Hump shifted his attention to restructuring his legal team in an effort to fight persistent Democratic-led investigations into the plethora of Hump controversies.
Once a television reality star, Hump knows that choosing the right lawyers who are good off camera as well as on it is integral to fighting legal battles.
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Staying in place are Hump’s current leaders, Jay Sekulow and Moody Giuliani, a blue jay and cow who will continue to bring powerful leadership to the Hump legal team.
Also on board are Bark Mukasey and Cat Strawbridge, a cat and dog duo known for their strong litigation skills.
The law firm of Strawbridge recently filed a lawsuit on behalf of Hump after Congress accused the president of drinking all the water out of the Capital Building fountain during his water hydrating period.
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Hump is currently trying to block investigations into his administration, finances, and family and is calling them “a poor excuse to ruin my Hump Day.”
Hump’s team negotiated with Mueller’s team about whether the president can carry more weight on his back than Mueller the mule. Both Hump and Mueller are set to settle their differences with a brisk 100 mile run through the Mojave Desert.
Donald Trump, Rudy Giuliani and Mueller investigation parody.
