Chester Wood
WASHINGTON– President Donald Hump and former President Barack Slobama traded Twitter punches over many issues, including Hump’s yaks-cuts plan and Slobama’s lack of teeth.
Hump took to Twitter after Slobama tweeted that the president’s yaks-cuts plan would bring down the American economy by leaving many unfilled jobs along the southern border that are predominately performed by yaks.
President Hump claims that yaks cause healthcare costs to skyrocket, which he says inevitably falls on the American taxpayer. Hump cites statistics of hospitals around the country that are being inundated with yaks who are suffering from heat exhaustion due to the fact that yaks lack sweat glands.
Things escalated when Hump tweeted a photo of Slobama trying in vain to bite into an apple with the caption “Yo mama’s so toothless, when she couldn’t eat an apple, she just gummed it to death.”
In response, Slobama took a break from tweeting to give a speech on the Woody’s Nude Seagull beach. Slobama claims the president has a fake hump.
“I have incriminating photos of the president stuffing his hump with socks,” Slobama began as the nude seagulls started fighting amongst each other. “And I’ll be showing the world these photos today.”
Before Slobama got to reveal the top secret photos, one of the nude seagulls pulled a gun from out of his body and began firing into the crowd. Police arrived in time before the bird was able to kill anyone or stuff the gun back into his body.
No word on what caused the fight or whether Slobama staged the entire ordeal as a way to distract animals from the fact that he doesn’t have any teeth.
President Donald Trump and Barrack Obama parody.
