Local Rabbit Wins World Carrot Eating Contest Second Year In A Row

RABBIT SHUFFLE, NORTH CAROLINA– This year’s carrot eating contest hopped into the area Saturday as twenty of the world’s hungriest

Grizzly Bear Beats Gorilla To Take World Powerlifting Bench Press Title

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HAVANA, CUBA- Pro gamecock El Gran Pollo died inside the ring last night during the televised sports match and spectators