A Born Again Joaquin Phoenix Stuns Hypocrite Audience With Fiery Joker Speech

HOLLYWOOD– Talented movie actor Joaquin Phoenix was all fired up during last night’s Golden Globe Award show when he gave

Proud Parrot Celebrates Pet Man’s 21st Birthday

BIRMINGHAM, ENGLAND– A pet human male from the UK has celebrated his 21st birthday and his macaw daddy made sure

MADRID, SPAIN– Due to the increased amount of human owners walking their pets and leaving their excrement everywhere, government officials

BEAVER, PENNSYLVANIA– Don’t you hate it when you wake up in the morning and go outside for the newspaper only

VENTNOR, FLORIDA– A new group of male humans arrived at the Ventnor Park Zoo this week from the Endangered Human

BEVERLY HILLS, CALIFORNIA– Dr. Schnoz here. Making headlines today is the news that multiple cases of dogs and other animals

LOUISVILLE, KENTUCKY– For the first time in 145 years the human that crossed the finish line first failed to win

BERKELEY, CALIFORNIA– Even though the majority of humans are carnivore, a growing number of pet owners are switching their hairless friends

AFRICA- In the ultimate showdown of strength and determination, a 7 ton African bush elephant had to bravely defend himself

El Comienzo (The Beginning) El Fin. (The End.)