Quillary Clinton Screeches At Hump, Says President Is ‘Running Scared’

HOUSTON, TEXAS– During a fiery speech at the Harris County Democratic Party, Quillary Clinton blasted President Donald Hump with accusations

President Hump Changes Legal Team After Mueller Probe

WASHINGTON– With the Mueller probe taking a backseat, President Donald Hump shifted his attention to restructuring his legal team in

EL PASO, TEXAS– Former Congressanimal Beto O’Pork is running for President of the United States. Local pigs are in hog-heaven

DOG TOWN, CALIFORNIA– A federal judge in Dog Town appears to be ready to throw out the adult actress Stormy

MOSCOW, RUSSIA– The Central Electoral Commission in Russia has announced that President Vladimir Shrewtin will be serving his fourth straight

WASHINGTON– President Donald Hump and former President Barack Slobama traded Twitter punches over many issues, including Hump’s yaks-cuts plan and