Frightful Face Off: Innocent Elephant Gets Brutally Attacked By Ravenous Human
AFRICA- In the ultimate showdown of strength and determination, a 7 ton African bush elephant had to bravely defend himself against a wild 185 pound feral human who had been diagnosed with numerous dangerous diseases following the incident.
While shopping with his wife, Ekundayo the elephant passed a local whorehouse where the rabid human was known to frequent. Whorehouses are unkempt, dirty dens where deranged humans are known to hide out and have uncivilized intercourse.
It didn’t take long for the crazed human to spot the 11 foot tall Ekundayo and it took even less time for the maniacal madman to charge at the defenseless animal.
Once the frenzied and frothing human was within eight feet of Ekundayo, the elephant quickly swung his large trunk toward the right, hitting the unsuspecting human and sending him into a tree where he died instantly.
“He was scary,” Ekundayo told an Africa Live reporter after the attack. “I feared for me and my wife’s life”
Following the brutal skirmish, Ekundayo was taken to the hospital for serious injuries, including a bruise on his trunk and severe psychological damage from the thought of having to kill a human.
“I’m actually a human lover and a vegan,” promised Ekundayo from his hospital bed. “But sometimes it comes down to our lives or theirs.”
