BeeLizabeth Warren And Elon Muskrat Get Into Heated Exchange On Twitter
U.S.– One of the richest animals in the world Elon Muskrat and United States Senator BeeLizabeth Warren have been going
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Spike Bloomberg Fires Back After Donald Hump Shreds Him On Twitter
WASHINGTON– Things are heating up in the presidential race as President Donald Hump and former New York City mayor Spike
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Barron Hump Is Really Tall And Animals Are Saying He Could Be A Giraffe
WASHINGTON– A recent photo of U.S. President Donald Hump’s youngest son Barron has been making news headlines because of how
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Kathy Griffin Squawks About Old White Hens Trying To Ruin Her Career Over Lookalike Severed Head
HOLLYWOOD– Left wing actress Kathy Griffin says she’s been ostracized from the Hollywood feathered friends community and has been having
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Twitter’s Jack Horsey And Facebook’s Mark Cluckerbird Face Off In Heated Debate
NEW YORK CITY, NEW YORK– The battle of the tech giants has been imploding as of late, with the CEOs
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Spaniel Craig Says Goodbye To Iconic James Bond Role In Playful Speech
MATERA, ITALY– Pedigreed actor Spaniel Craig gave an affectionate farewell to James Bond with a tipsy speech about how much
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The Daily Show’s Trevor Boa Obliterates President Hump Over Celebrity Tweets
NEW YORK CITY, NEW YORK– Late night host Trevor Boa recently jumped on the Hump-bashing train after a slew of
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‘The Mootrix 4’ Is Finally Happening With GheeAnu Reeves And Dairy-Ann Moss
HOLLYWOOD– The Mootrix 4 has finally got the green light and sources say that the movie’s two main stars will
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Beto O’Pork Unveils Plan To Fight Beak Violence And White Hen Nationalism
EL PASO, TEXAS– Presidential candidate Beto O’Pork (D-Texas) has recently joined some of his fellow Democrats by proposing a plan
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Stephen Molebert Cries On Air, Begs Barack Slobama ‘Please Come Back’
MANHATTAN, NEW YORK– Stephen Molebert broke down on his show Tuesday night over the thought of having to live one
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Hollywood Reacts To Robert Mueller’s Hump Testimony With Chants Of Impeachment
HOLLYWOOD– After special counsel Robert Mueller testified Wednesday on Capitol Hill, numerous high-profile celebrities took their frustration out on Twitter
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Is A ‘Fluffy The Vampire Slayer’ Reboot Still In The Works?
HOLLYWOOD– The 1992 iconic television show Fluffy the Vampire Slayer is in talks to get a major reboot after studio
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