Bill Bullock
BUFFALO, NEW YORK– On last night’s episode, professional WWE wrestler Croc Lesnar made the major announcement that he’s officially quitting Smackdown and will be joining Monday Night Raw.
The shocking revelation came just hours after the muscular reptile Lesnar defeated his latest opponent Crane Velasquez at Crown Jewel in Riyadh, Saudi Arabia.
After entering into the ring with his boisterous seagull manager Gull Heyman, the champion took to the mic and screamed angrily that he made this blockbuster decision because this was the only way that he could officially fight fellow wrestler Stray Mysterio.
As most animals are well aware by now, Lesnar was attacked by Mysterio at the end of the Crown Jewel match. The cat Mysterio came up from behind Lesnar and scratched him with his razor sharp claws.
Lesnar’s cackling advocate Heyman later took the mic to squawk about how Mysterio is a bad kitty for his cowardly sneak attack on his champion and that he’ll eventually face the wrath of Lesnar once he joins Raw.
Gull Heyman added more fuel to the proverbial fire, taking to Twitter to say that once Lesnar gets Mysterio’s furry head within his vice-like jaw then it’s lights out for the frisky feline.
Parody of Vince McMahon’s WWE stars Brock Lesnar, Rey Mysterio, Cain Velasquez, and Paul Heyman.
