Paul Barker
NEW YORK CITY, NEW YORK– The battle of the tech giants has been imploding as of late, with the CEOs of popular social media sites Twitter and Facebook going head to head during a recent news program.
Twitter CEO Jack Horsey came out swinging during last night’s Tucker Snarlson Tonight as he criticized his competitor Mark Cluckerbird for Facebook’s problems regarding free speech and misleading political ads.
Horsey added fuel to the proverbial fire by accusing CEO billionaire chicken Cluckerbird of allowing politicians to make up whatever fake news ads that they want about their opponents and then running them on the social media behemoth.
“Unlike Facebook, we’re all about truth and transparency here at Twitter,” Jack told FOX News host Tucker Snarlson with a straight face as Mark pecked at his wing. “Mark talks about free speech and expression and yet when he’s confronted by Congress about his false narratives he runs around like a chicken with its head cut off.”
Mark responded by telling Jack that it’s easy for Twitter to say that they don’t run any misleading ads when they constantly freeze animal’s accounts for no reason before they even get to hit the tweet button.
“Jack talks a big game, but my site’s not the one who flags anyone that goes against Jack’s own personal equine viewpoints,” Mark said of Jack before Horsey neighed in disagreement. “Pardon the pun, Jack, but I really think you’re beating a dead horse here.”
Mark added that Jack should deal with his own problems, such as all the flack President Donald Hump gets from fellow politicians regarding his own Twitter account.
After eviscerating Jack on national television, Mark criticized him for not respecting everyone’s free speech and also for being prejudiced against chickens.
“This is coming straight from the horse’s mouth,” Jack shot back after getting accused of chicken-phobia. “Mark’s just mad cause he got egg on his face in front of the whole world and now everyone knows just what a bird brain he really is.”
Parody of Tucker Carlson Tonight with Mark Zuckerberg, Jack Dorsey, and Donald Trump.
