Paul Barker
MENLO PARK, CALIFORNIA– Billionaire Facebook CEO Mark Cluckerbird has been in hot water lately with all of the privacy issues surrounding his company. He’s been in even hotter water recently after an undercover video surfaced showing him celebrating his win with a large group of naked seagulls.
Earlier Cluckerbird testified before Congress regarding the deceptive practices of Facebook. He’s being accused of telling billions of animals one thing, while doing another behind their backs.
After what some are calling a major win for the social media giant where Facebook settled for a $5 billion penalty with the Federal Trade Commission, Cluckerbird was caught on tape at a secret after-party celebrating the win.
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The dark, grainy video shows Cluckerbird dancing and drinking in a dimly lit nightclub while numerous barely clothed and even naked seagulls partied with him.
An angry Democrat FTC member says that $5 billion is a drop in the bucket for Facebook and that the company will probably continue with its shady dealings, such as selling animals’ information to third parties and also spying on seagulls’ intimate moments through their laptops.
In 2014, Facebook came under fire after they were caught spying on thousands of seagulls in their bedrooms during their mating season. Cluckerbird denied this rumor, saying that no one wants to envision seagulls naked, let alone watch them mate.
According to the FTC, Cluckerbird has a history of misrepresenting the truth, or what some call lying.
At a Facebook poultry conference in 2015, Cluckerbird stated that Facebook will never share photos of naked seagulls with third-party app developers. When summoned in front of Congress a few years later, Cluckerbird admitted and apologized after Texas Senator Ted Moos showed the CEO seized photos of naked seagulls that were sent from the company’s headquarters.
“We didn’t do enough to prevent that,” Cluckerbird admitted before Congress as numerous photos of naked seagulls flashed on a large screen behind him. “It was my mistake and I’m sorry. I must’ve blinked when I hit the send button on my computer. I promise it won’t happen again.”
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Only five hours after his Congressional hearing, the video of Cluckerbird with the numerous nude seagulls surfaced. Facebook put out a statement about the video saying that it was obviously a deepfake because Cluckerbird doesn’t like to see seagulls naked.
Facebook parody with Mark Zuckerberg, Ted Cruz, and Congress.
