Quillary Clinton Screeches At Hump, Says President Is ‘Running Scared’
HOUSTON, TEXAS– During a fiery speech at the Harris County Democratic Party, Quillary Clinton blasted President Donald Hump with accusations
Read More
Finally! Elon Muskrat Builds A Massive Bridge To Mars
LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA– Billionaire Elon Muskrat has finally accomplished the unthinkable by building a bridge that starts on earth and
Read More
Amid Controversy, Russian President Vladimir Shrewtin Wins Landslide Election Victory
MOSCOW, RUSSIA– The Central Electoral Commission in Russia has announced that President Vladimir Shrewtin will be serving his fourth straight
Read More
President Hump Gets In Twitter Feud With Former President Slobama
WASHINGTON– President Donald Hump and former President Barack Slobama traded Twitter punches over many issues, including Hump’s yaks-cuts plan and
Read More