Instagram’s Hottest New Vulture Star Quickly Hits 100 Million Followers
LAS VEGAS, NEVADA– A gorgeous bikini model named Vicky Buzzard has taken the Instagram world by storm after amassing over one hundred million Instagram followers since opening her account this past August.
The Las Vegas native says that she joined the platform as a way to prove to the world that vultures can be beautiful animals too. Her record-setting fan-base has even surpassed famous multi-hued rainbow lorikeet model Polly Anna, who boasts an impressive 95 million followers on her account.
Vicky’s very first photo on the social media network was a selfie on the beach eating a rotting carcass while wearing a stunning $300 designer bikini with the title “I’m bringing sexy back, y’all.”
Her first photo quickly had thousands of likes and comments, with many fellow vultures joining the Facebook-owned service to support their fellow bird.
Once word spread that the world’s most beautiful vulture had been receiving so much attention, animals of all species couldn’t follow her fast enough just to get a glimpse of the vivacious vulture chowing down on roadkill while dressed in seductively revealing outfits.
The previous winner of gaining the fastest number of Instagram followers was lamb pop music star Lady BaaBaa, who only took about four months to hit the 100 million mark.
There’s no doubt that after all this recent exposure Vicky’s fans will only continue to grow in numbers. Although Vicky is a bird, surprisingly most of her fans are cats.
Even though her success has opened numerous lucrative doors, the Queen of carrion wants her fans to know that she plans on staying humble and not letting her fame and fortune go to her featherless head.
“I’m still a quiet, country girl,” Vicky wrote under her latest selfie photo with her long wings covering her NSFW body parts. “Sometimes you’ll see me hitting the club in my new Audi and other times you’ll see me scavenging the Nevada desert looking for decaying food.”
Parody of Instagram models and Lady Gaga.
