Paul Barker
ORLANDO, FLORIDA– How would you feel if for your entire life you believed that you were something that you actually were not? That is what happened to one surprised pooch after taking a random DNA test.
A few weeks ago, 10 year old dog Jack Frost believed that he was a 100 percent all dog, never knowing that one simple DNA test would change all of that.
At the behest of his wife Misty Frost, Jack went to the local Walgreens and picked up a testing kit, which he used and then mailed back according to the directions.
When the results finally arrived by mail, Jack hit the floor in shock once he opened the results and read them to his impatient wife.
“I couldn’t believe it,” Jack said as he slobbered onto the reporter’s microphone. “My first thought was that this can’t be real. There’s no way that I could be part cat.”
That was correct, or so it seemed. According to Jack’s test results, part of his lineage went back to Africa, where he discovered that he is part white lion. As most animals are aware, white lions are quite rare and are a beautiful site to behold.
The test results showed Jack is:
- 25% White Shepherd
- 12.5% Siberian Husky
- 12.5% Great Pyrenees
- 12.5% Japanese Spitz
- 12.5% Polish Sheepdog
- 25% White Lion
“How can a dog be part cat?” Wife Misty asked, wagging her tail.
Not believing the results, Jack contacted famous celebrity physician and Squirrel Lips contributor Dr. Borneo Schnoz and asked the world-renowned doctor for help.
Along with his wife, Jack flew out to Beverly Hills where Dr. Schnoz examined him and administered a DNA test himself.
The results were the same. The second, highly expensive DNA test also showed that Jack is in fact part lion.
Dr. Schnoz stated that these results defy everything that his colleagues and geneticists know about science. How two different animals from other species could breed remains a mystery.
“Even the good doctor was surprised,” Jack said, now embracing his feline side. “And just think, all those years I used to chase cats around my neighborhood, I was possibly chasing one of my relatives. Meow, I mean woof.”
