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Sty Stallone Takes On Mexican Chihuahuas In Next Rambo Movie

Parody Rambo movie poster with a ram animal as Sylvester Stallone.

HOLLYWOOD– A fifth Rambo movie is in the works and there are whispers that this one will have more deaths than the last four combined. The next movie is a second part to the last movie, the highly successful Rambo: Battering Ram I.

Buff Sty Stallone is set to reprise his role as Juan Rambo, the Vietnam vet who gallantly slaughtered a total of 51,269 animals in the last four movies.

Parody of Rambo showing a ram shooting a gun from atop a mountain.
Scene from the fourth Rambo movie, Battering Ram I. with actor Stallone The next movie is guaranteed to have more blood, bullets, and beheadings.

In the fifth episode of the franchise, Rambo takes on an entire Mexican chihuahua drug cartel after the violent dogs kidnap a sleeping goat that Rambo had adopted.


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The lucrative Rambo franchise launched in 1982 with First Stud, showing the muscular actor taking on a group of local male horses who didn’t take kindly to a ram entering into their quiet little town.

Stallone, who just wrapped up Steed II, has already started working on Rambo: Battering Ram II.

Sylvester Stallone Rambo movie parody.

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