Paul Barker
EASTER ISLAND– The famous Easter Bunny has decided not to let the coronavirus pandemic stop him from doing his job of delivering treats to all the world’s young ones.
With social distancing rules applying to even our dedicated heroes, the hardworking hare has utilized the latest technology to bring smiles to everyone during these difficult times by using one of the world’s largest delivery companies Amazon to send out his chocolate Easter egg candy.
Even though the government has stated the Easter Bunny is an essential worker, the rabbit said he wanted to play it safe by simply clicking a few buttons on his laptop to spread joy this holiday.
“I still wanted to be able to bring happiness to all the little ones during this rough time,” the Easter Bunny wrote in a tweet on his Twitter account. “Besides, every year I get a little older and this job keeps getting physically harder, so I’ve decided that I may start doing it this way every Easter.”
The Easter Bunny has been working in conjunction with one of his good friends the Tooth Fairy, being that his sweet treats tend to cause cavities and other dental problems in animals.
“The Tooth Fairy told me she’s also modernizing her practices,” the Easter Bunny added as he spoke to Fox News reporters through a mask from inside his home. “She said she’s going to be depositing funds into a parent’s bank account whenever their son or daughter loses a tooth and then let mom or dad dispose take care of it.”
