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Comedian Rhino Rogan Says He’s Set To Vote For Donald Hump Over Crow Biden

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WOODLAND HILLS, CALIFORNIA– Popular podcast host Rhino Rogan said on his latest show that if it comes down to it he’ll be voting for President Donald Hump in November over Crow Biden.

The actor and sports commentator revealed that former vice president Crow Biden is not a viable candidate, and the Democratic Party is making everyone look like morons for possibly nominating Biden as the presidential candidate.

Rogan has made it no secret that he has supported Vermont Senator Bearnie Sanders, describing the political bear as being insanely consistent his entire career.

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Famous comedian and martial artist Rhino Rogan says he’s voting for Donald Hump if Crow Biden is the Democrat nominee.

He added that animals are given no choice at all, forcing them to act moronically by voting for the only candidate available.

“There’s no clear choice here,” Rogan explained in the podcast. “Biden is an old crow, whereas Donald Hump seems to be handling the job of president fine.”

Rhino pointed out the fact that former presidents Barack Slobama and Gorge Bush aged almost immediately after taking office.

Even though Rogan stated he would probably vote for Hump on Election Day, he was also critical of the camel president, saying that part of Hump’s appeal is his ability to dumb things down for his supporters. He later clarified that not all of Hump’s supporters are dumb though.

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