Catherine "Cat" Faline
NEW YORK, NEW YORK– Don’t let Yasmine Yakuza’s beauty fool you. She’s not only beautiful, but she’s also a trained violinist, world chess champion, and space traveler.
The former United States astronaut has literally been to the moon and back and yet her fur still keeps that lustrous glow.
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When she’s not interplanetary traveling or winning chess tournaments, Yakuza likes to do things that normal yaks do, like playing polo, skiing, and donating her time to ASPCH causes.
“Yeah, I’m a pretty busy bovid,” Yakuza said with a furry smile as she prepped for an upcoming photo shoot. “Even though I’m busy with my career, I still like to donate my time to good causes, such as helping poorer yaks in the community.
Yakuza says that every year she donates her own milk to the Yak Milk Drive to help starving, orphaned yaks who don’t have mothers of their own.
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On a side note, in a recent taste test, yak milk was voted as most delicious, even beating out camel and reindeer milk.
“My milk makes one helluva butter tea,” Yakuza joked in a salacious tone. “Don’t tell anyone, but I like to sip on one of my teats now and then whenever I’m in the mood for something sweet.”
Maxim magazine parody.
