{"id":843,"date":"2017-11-07T20:08:51","date_gmt":"2017-11-08T01:08:51","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/squirrellips.com\/?p=843"},"modified":"2020-02-24T20:57:54","modified_gmt":"2020-02-25T01:57:54","slug":"frightful-face-off-innocent-elephant-gets-brutally-attacked-by-ravenous-human","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/squirrellips.com\/index.php\/2017\/11\/07\/frightful-face-off-innocent-elephant-gets-brutally-attacked-by-ravenous-human\/","title":{"rendered":"Frightful Face Off: Innocent Elephant Gets Brutally Attacked By Ravenous Human"},"content":{"rendered":"

AFRICA- In the ultimate showdown of strength and determination, a 7 ton African bush elephant had to bravely defend himself against a wild 185 pound feral human<\/a> who had been diagnosed with numerous dangerous diseases following the incident.<\/p>\n

While shopping with his wife, Ekundayo the elephant passed a local whorehouse where the rabid human\u00a0was known to frequent. Whorehouses are unkempt, dirty dens where deranged humans are known to hide out and have uncivilized intercourse.<\/p>\n

It didn’t take long for the crazed human to spot the 11 foot tall Ekundayo and it took even less time for the maniacal madman to charge at the defenseless animal.<\/p>\n

Once the frenzied and frothing human<\/a> was within eight feet of Ekundayo, the elephant quickly swung his large trunk toward the right, hitting the unsuspecting human and sending him into a tree where he died instantly.<\/p>\n

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After being attacked by the wild human, Ekundayo was immediately taken to the hospital and treated for a bruise on his trunk. He said he has nightmares from the horrific ordeal and is seeing a psychiatrist. He also claims that his trunk has difficulty collecting peanuts.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

“He was scary,” Ekundayo told an Africa Live<\/em>\u00a0reporter after the attack. “I feared for me and my wife’s life”<\/p>\n

Following the brutal skirmish, Ekundayo was taken to the hospital for serious injuries, including a bruise on his trunk and severe psychological damage from the thought of having to kill a human.<\/p>\n

“I’m actually a human lover and a vegan,” promised Ekundayo from his hospital bed. “But sometimes it comes down to our lives or theirs.”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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