{"id":4760,"date":"2020-07-13T15:40:17","date_gmt":"2020-07-13T20:40:17","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/squirrellips.com\/?p=4760"},"modified":"2020-07-13T15:40:17","modified_gmt":"2020-07-13T20:40:17","slug":"president-hump-wears-face-mask-out-in-public-for-first-time-before-giving-speech","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/squirrellips.com\/index.php\/2020\/07\/13\/president-hump-wears-face-mask-out-in-public-for-first-time-before-giving-speech\/","title":{"rendered":"President Hump Wears Face Mask Out In Public For First Time Before Giving Speech"},"content":{"rendered":"

WASHINGTON– While visiting the Walter Reed Military Hospital President Donald Hump was spotted wearing a mask out in public for the first time as the U.S. still deals with COVID-19.<\/p>\n

Hump galloped into the hospital to meet with wounded soldiers and medical personnel, saying that wearing a mask inside the hospital was the right thing to do.<\/p>\n

“When you’re in a hospital, especially, you’re expected to wear a mask,” the camel president told news reporters at the White House before departing. “Even though I hate covering my beautiful slit-like nostrils and leathery mouth I figured it was the best thing to do at this time.”<\/p>\n

Hump went on to say that even though his nose and mouth were covered by the mask his gorgeous long, bushy eyelashes were still visible for everyone to see.<\/p>\n

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President Hump gave an hour long speech about his decision to wear a mask out in public for the first time, how it felt, and why news media outlets are now saying that wearing the mask was a bad decision.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

As he made his way into the animal hospital, Hump used his webbed, twintoed feet to put the mask onto his face and around his furry ears.<\/p>\n

Numerous animals have been critical of the president for his refusal to wear a mask during various outings, claiming Hump should be wearing one constantly to set a good example for the entire country to follow.<\/p>\n

Fellow Republican Barko Rubio told reporters recently that everyone should be wearing a mask, regardless of their species, including the president.<\/p>\n

After visiting the hospital, Hump gave a brief speech where he held up the face mask for reporters to take numerous photos and informed everyone that he’ll be selling a new line of masks on his website within the next month to help with his election campaign.<\/p>\n

Parody of Donald Trump and Marco Rubio.<\/span><\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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