{"id":4437,"date":"2020-03-19T14:59:54","date_gmt":"2020-03-19T19:59:54","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/squirrellips.com\/?p=4437"},"modified":"2020-03-19T14:59:54","modified_gmt":"2020-03-19T19:59:54","slug":"emperor-porkatine-was-a-clone-in-star-boars-the-rise-of-stywalker","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/squirrellips.com\/index.php\/2020\/03\/19\/emperor-porkatine-was-a-clone-in-star-boars-the-rise-of-stywalker\/","title":{"rendered":"Emperor Porkatine Was A Clone In Star Boars: The Rise Of StyWalker"},"content":{"rendered":"

HOLLYWOOD– With the release of Star Boars: The Rise Of StyWalker<\/em> many fans were left with lingering questions, such as Emperor Porkatine’s survival at the end of Star Boars: Return of the Pig Sty<\/em>.<\/p>\n

All those loose ends and many more that weren’t answered in the movie are being handled very sloppily in a new book, but in a good way.<\/p>\n

The new novel, written by Stray Catarina, explains how Porkatine’s spirit was transferred into another boar<\/a> that looks exactly like him, basically a clone of his hoofed body. Evidentally this event took place after Darth Spayder threw the Emperor down a reactor shaft to save his son Luke StyWalker.<\/p>\n

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The latest Star Boars<\/em> movie left many unanswered questions, including Rey’s relationship with Emperor Porkatine.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

This is discovered when warrior Kylo Pen encounters Porkatine on the planet Pig Pen and discovers the Emperor’s porcine spirit inhabiting the cloned boar. Kylo had seen this before when he’d studied the Clone Boars as a young piglet<\/a>.<\/p>\n

Right then Kylo could feel it in his hooves that this fat, sloppy porker was indeed housing the Emperor.<\/p>\n

The sloven swine had earlier made pigmeat out of his Jedi granddaughter Rey, who tried using the power of the pork to destroy the evil Emperor in the final battle.<\/p>\n

Parody of Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker, Return of the Jedi, Emperor Palpatine, Kylo Ren, Darth Vader, and Luke Sywalker.<\/span><\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

HOLLYWOOD– With the release of Star Boars: The Rise Of StyWalker many fans were left with lingering questions, such as<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":4439,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"colormag_page_layout":"default_layout","footnotes":""},"categories":[31],"tags":[174,56,395,488,287],"adace-sponsor":[],"class_list":["post-4437","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-entertainment","tag-movie","tag-pig","tag-rated-cub","tag-star-wars","tag-violence"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/squirrellips.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4437","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/squirrellips.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/squirrellips.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/squirrellips.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/squirrellips.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4437"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/squirrellips.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4437\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/squirrellips.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/4439"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/squirrellips.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4437"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/squirrellips.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4437"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/squirrellips.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4437"},{"taxonomy":"adace-sponsor","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/squirrellips.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/adace-sponsor?post=4437"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}