{"id":4397,"date":"2020-02-23T14:51:59","date_gmt":"2020-02-23T19:51:59","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/squirrellips.com\/?p=4397"},"modified":"2020-02-23T14:51:59","modified_gmt":"2020-02-23T19:51:59","slug":"police-arrest-chipmunk-for-breaking-and-entering-stealing-peanuts","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/squirrellips.com\/index.php\/2020\/02\/23\/police-arrest-chipmunk-for-breaking-and-entering-stealing-peanuts\/","title":{"rendered":"Police Arrest Chipmunk For Breaking And Entering, Stealing Peanuts"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>TOMS RIVER, NEW JERSEY&#8211; A 2-year-old chipmunk faces charges of <a href=\"https:\/\/squirrellips.com\/index.php\/2019\/08\/03\/two-squirrels-wanted-for-a-string-of-robberies\/\">burglary<\/a> and residential entry in connection to an incident that occurred on Thursday.<\/p>\n<p>At approximately 1:30 p.m. on Thursday afternoon, police responded to a possible breaking and entering, searching for a suspect described as a small <a href=\"https:\/\/squirrellips.com\/index.php\/2019\/01\/13\/meet-alvin-and-the-chipmunks-long-lost-and-virtually-unknown-brother\/\">Eastern chipmunk<\/a> with reddish-brown fur, wearing a hat and a blue and white outfit.<\/p>\n<p>The suspect has been identified as Alvin Dale, alleged by police to have been exiting the home by running extremely fast.<\/p>\n<figure id=\"attachment_4395\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-4395\" style=\"width: 640px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-expand=\"600\" class=\"lazyload size-full wp-image-4395\" src=\"data:image\/svg+xml;charset=utf-8,%3Csvg xmlns%3D&#039;http%3A%2F%2Fwww.w3.org%2F2000%2Fsvg&#039; viewBox%3D&#039;0 0 640 360&#039;%2F%3E\" data-src=\"https:\/\/squirrellips.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/02\/SquirrelLipsChipmunkArrest1-min.jpg\" alt=\"Cat wearing blue suit on parody Fox News show.\" width=\"640\" height=\"360\" title=\"\"><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-4395\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Police say Dale has a history of stealing peanuts, seeds, and nuts from his neighbors.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>After a thorough search of the suspect, police uncovered six peanuts that were stuffed into the rodent&#8217;s cheek pouches and another three hidden inside of his jacket.<\/p>\n<p>Dale entered the home by smashing a window while the homeowner, who is also a chipmunk, was hibernating for the winter.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/squirrellips.com\/index.php\/2019\/08\/01\/escaped-california-prison-inmate-john-uncle-buck-is-captured-by-police\/\">Police<\/a> also found several kilograms of mushrooms inside the suspect&#8217;s pockets and the chipmunk tested positive for being under the influence of the narcotics.<\/p>\n<p>Authorities charged Dale with breaking and entering, petty theft, and simple assault for biting one of the officers with his strong teeth.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>TOMS RIVER, NEW JERSEY&#8211; A 2-year-old chipmunk faces charges of burglary and residential entry in connection to an incident that<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":8,"featured_media":4396,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"colormag_page_layout":"default_layout","footnotes":""},"categories":[30],"tags":[309,122,55,383],"adace-sponsor":[],"class_list":["post-4397","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-news","tag-chipmunk","tag-crime","tag-police","tag-rated-bear"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/squirrellips.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4397","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/squirrellips.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/squirrellips.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/squirrellips.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/8"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/squirrellips.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4397"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/squirrellips.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4397\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/squirrellips.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/4396"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/squirrellips.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4397"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/squirrellips.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4397"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/squirrellips.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4397"},{"taxonomy":"adace-sponsor","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/squirrellips.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/adace-sponsor?post=4397"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}