{"id":4308,"date":"2020-01-19T12:30:59","date_gmt":"2020-01-19T17:30:59","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/squirrellips.com\/?p=4308"},"modified":"2020-01-30T13:33:06","modified_gmt":"2020-01-30T18:33:06","slug":"barron-hump-is-really-tall-and-animals-are-saying-he-could-be-a-giraffe","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/squirrellips.com\/index.php\/2020\/01\/19\/barron-hump-is-really-tall-and-animals-are-saying-he-could-be-a-giraffe\/","title":{"rendered":"Barron Hump Is Really Tall And Animals Are Saying He Could Be A Giraffe"},"content":{"rendered":"

WASHINGTON– A recent photo of U.S. President Donald Hump’s youngest son Barron has been making news headlines because of how tall the young camel has become.<\/p>\n

The viral photo shows the president’s son walking with his famous dad and mom Melania as they get ready to board the Marine One helicopter on Friday, and animals can’t stop talking about how much taller he is than his father.<\/p>\n

According to the president’s physician, Donald Hump stands approximately six feet, three inches tall, with his fast-growing son Barron already two or three inches taller.<\/p>\n

This is quite a feat for the president’s youngest son, considering dromedary camels on average only get to about six feet, six inches tall at best.<\/p>\n

The internet has been going crazy after seeing Barron for the first time in months, joking that if he keeps growing then very soon animals will mistake him for a giraffe.<\/p>\n

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The Daily Snail Online and many other mainstream news outlets expressed their surprise at how quickly Barron Hump is growing.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

“Wow, I’m shocked,” tweeted Fox News host Tucker Snarlson on Twitter. “The president’s son gives new meaning to the words: Hump Tower.”<\/p>\n

Many compared him to a Dallas Mavericks NBA player giraffe who stands twenty-two feet, two inches tall, while CNN host Fawn Lemon described him as “Hump’s biggest accomplishment.”<\/p>\n

The Daily Snail online news source devoted an entire story to Barron’s excessively fast growth spurt, titling the headline “Hump Tower.”<\/p>\n

Hump’s other son from a previous marriage<\/a>, Eric Hump, also stands taller than his father and is a rare Bactrian breed due to the fact that he has two humps on his back, instead of the more common singled-humped dromedary.<\/p>\n

Parody of Donald Trump, Melania Trump, Barron Trump, Eric Trump, Tucker Carlson, Don Lemon, and The Daily Mail.<\/span><\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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