{"id":4294,"date":"2020-01-07T16:24:42","date_gmt":"2020-01-07T21:24:42","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/squirrellips.com\/?p=4294"},"modified":"2020-01-30T13:34:21","modified_gmt":"2020-01-30T18:34:21","slug":"a-born-again-joaquin-phoenix-stuns-hypocrite-audience-with-fiery-joker-speech","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/squirrellips.com\/index.php\/2020\/01\/07\/a-born-again-joaquin-phoenix-stuns-hypocrite-audience-with-fiery-joker-speech\/","title":{"rendered":"A Born Again Joaquin Phoenix Stuns Hypocrite Audience With Fiery Joker Speech"},"content":{"rendered":"

HOLLYWOOD– Talented movie actor Joaquin Phoenix was all fired up during last night’s Golden Globe Award show when he gave an acceptance speech for his role in Joker<\/em>, taking the time to lambaste his fellow celebrities for their hypocritical ways.<\/p>\n

After telling his peers that they all suck, the sacred, long-living bird literally turned into ashes onstage, drawing cheers from many audience members who had enough of Phoenix talking down to them.<\/p>\n

But before the arrogant crowd even finished laughing and pointing, the famous actor rose up from the flames and ashes and was reincarnated as a brand new phoenix bird.<\/p>\n

“Ha, you thought you could get rid of me that easily?” An even stronger Phoenix asked as the crowd of Hollywood icons<\/a> appeared speechless. “I’m such as pain in the ass, aren’t I?”<\/p>\n

\"Phoenix
Once he completed his rebirth, mythological bird Joaquin Phoenix told the crowd of A-list celebrities how he really felt about them.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

NBC muted the majority of Phoenix’s profanity-laced tirade as he squawked and flapped his flaming wings around the silent room, which was eerily reminiscent to a scene in the movie he was accepting the award for.<\/p>\n

As he ruffled his crest of feathers, he changed the subject and thanked the Globes for switching to a non-human meal for the ceremony.<\/p>\n

“That was a very bold move, thank you,” he said, regarding the plant-based food. “All of us deserve life, including our world’s humans.”<\/p>\n

Parody of Joaquin Phoenix at the Golden Globes.<\/span><\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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