{"id":3688,"date":"2019-11-24T14:31:48","date_gmt":"2019-11-24T19:31:48","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/squirrellips.com\/?p=3688"},"modified":"2020-01-30T13:42:30","modified_gmt":"2020-01-30T18:42:30","slug":"sondland-says-president-hump-guilty-of-squid-pro-quo-during-tense-impeachment-hearing","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/squirrellips.com\/index.php\/2019\/11\/24\/sondland-says-president-hump-guilty-of-squid-pro-quo-during-tense-impeachment-hearing\/","title":{"rendered":"Sondland Says President Hump Guilty Of ‘Squid Pro Quo’ During Tense Impeachment Hearing"},"content":{"rendered":"

WASHINGTON– One of the Democrats’ key witnesses has recently testified before the Mouse Droppings Intelligence Committee and said that President Donald Hump is definitely guilty of ‘squid pro quo.’<\/p>\n

Ambassador hog Boardon Sondland delivered a pig-pen of words during the impeachment hearings, going as far as saying, “Was there a squid pro quo?…The answer is yes.”<\/p>\n

The witness was sweating like a pig when he got flooded by a barrage of charges by the Republicans who called him out for changing his testimony more than once, questioning the credibility of the pretentious pig.<\/p>\n

The former pro-Hump witness gave a terse explanation of how the president used the far-reaching tentacles of squid pro quo on Ukraine to gain an advantage over former Vice President Crow Biden<\/a>.<\/p>\n

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Sondland’s impeachment inquiry testimony got off to an explosive start, claiming that President Hump (Right) definitely used squid pro quo (Center) on Ukraine’s president (Left).<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

Democrats are claiming this was the most important day so far of the Mouse Droppings impeachment hearings, citing Sondland’s second-hoof knowledge of how deep squid pro quo’s tentacles were into Ukraine on Hump’s orders.<\/p>\n

Sondland added that camel Hump told him that Ukraine’s former wolf president “tried to bite him” in 2016.<\/p>\n

He explained that Ukraine’s current president was well aware of Hump’s use of squid pro quo<\/a> during the infamous telephone call, where the president went on an on about how squids have a way of using the suckers on their tentacles to get what they want from uncooperative leaders.<\/p>\n

In case there was any confusion, says Sondland, everyone knew that Hump had lawyer Moody Giuliani use the venomous squid pro quo to investigate the Bidens.<\/p>\n

“Mr. Giuliani’s requests were squid pro quo, demanding Ukraine make a public statement about the investigation into Biden’s ‘bird-brained’ son Grunter.”<\/p>\n

President Hump later asked the “fake news media” why they refuse to report Grunter Biden coming out of China with over $1 billion in bird seed.<\/p>\n

Republican Skim Jordan told boorish boar Sondland that his “made up” testimony definitely “didn’t bring home the bacon” like the Democrats had hoped for.<\/p>\n

Yesterday’s hearings ended with GOP counsel Steve Castor-Oil telling Boardon Sondland that he’s nothing but a “ham actor” who went “hog wild” with his hatred of the President of the United States.<\/p>\n

Parody of Donald Trump quid pro quo impeachment hearings with Gordon Sondland, Jim Jordan, Adam Schiff, Joe and Hunter Biden, and Volodymyr Zelensky.<\/span><\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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