{"id":1160,"date":"2017-11-24T18:40:38","date_gmt":"2017-11-24T23:40:38","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/squirrellips.com\/?p=1160"},"modified":"2020-01-02T16:23:28","modified_gmt":"2020-01-02T21:23:28","slug":"most-cats-only-have-seven-lives-according-to-new-study","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/squirrellips.com\/index.php\/2017\/11\/24\/most-cats-only-have-seven-lives-according-to-new-study\/","title":{"rendered":"Most Cats Only Have Seven Lives According To New Study"},"content":{"rendered":"

BEVERLY HILLS, CALIFORNIA– Dr. Schnoz here.\u00a0In my office I have seen hundreds of cats<\/a> and the number one question that I get from them is “Can you prescribe me catnip?” Now I know what you’re thinking. You’re probably wondering what the heck does this have to do with this article. Well, in short, nothing.<\/p>\n

So, the number two most asked question that I get from felines is “Doctor, am I really going to live nine times?” In short, I don’t know. From a medical perspective, a cat’s multiple life expectancy is contingent on many things, such as health, weight, hairball frequency, and what type of cat litter they use to wipe themselves with.<\/p>\n

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See Also: There’s An Increasing Number Of Pet Owners Turning Their Carnivore Humans Vegan<\/a><\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n

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As a physician who specializes in mammalian studies, I was always told that most felines have nine lives and that if a cat wasted away one life then another one would be right around the corner until they maxed out at nine.<\/p>\n

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Dr. Schnoz created this chart to show the nine areas of the feline that affects how many lives they have. He claims that the reason some cats have fewer than nine lives is because some cats are born deformed, such as having a tail where their reproductive system should be.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

Unfortunately I have some bad news for all you crabby kitties out there. A new scientific study put out by the Feline Hairball Association says that the average cat will only live seven lives. Researchers took a thousand different cats and killed every one of them repeatedly. As soon as the cats came back to life after being euthanized, they euthanized the cats again.<\/p>\n

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Related:<\/span> Iowa Confirms Multiple Cases Of Human Disease That Can Infect Dogs<\/a><\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n

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According to the study, approximately 69% of the feline test subjects only had seven lives. Felines from the Orient tended to outlive their western counterparts, with some Siamese cats actually making it to a tenth life.<\/p>\n

So what’s this mean? Well, I’ll tell you, buster. This means that some cats live seven lives while others live nine. Sort of makes that whole scientific study rather useless, doesn’t it?<\/p>\n

Until next time, busters. Dr. Schnoz<\/a>.<\/p>\n

The Dr. Oz Show parody.<\/span><\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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