{"id":1134,"date":"2017-11-19T17:51:03","date_gmt":"2017-11-19T22:51:03","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/squirrellips.com\/?p=1134"},"modified":"2020-01-02T16:24:59","modified_gmt":"2020-01-02T21:24:59","slug":"yasmine-yakuza-is-yakxim-magazines-november-cover-yak","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/squirrellips.com\/index.php\/2017\/11\/19\/yasmine-yakuza-is-yakxim-magazines-november-cover-yak\/","title":{"rendered":"Yasmine Yakuza Is Yakxim Magazine’s November Cover Yak"},"content":{"rendered":"

NEW YORK, NEW YORK–\u00a0Don’t let Yasmine Yakuza’s beauty fool you. She’s not only beautiful, but she’s also a trained violinist, world chess champion, and space traveler.<\/p>\n

The former United States astronaut has literally been to the moon and back and yet her fur still keeps that lustrous glow.<\/p>\n

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See Also:<\/span> Lady BaaBaa’s New Album: Love It Or Hate It?<\/a><\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n

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When she’s not interplanetary traveling or winning chess tournaments, Yakuza likes to do things that normal yaks do, like playing polo, skiing, and donating her time to ASPCH<\/a> causes.<\/p>\n

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One of the photos inside the latest edition of Yakxim<\/em> magazine showing the sultry Yakuza in deep, deserted thoughts.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

“Yeah, I’m a pretty busy bovid,” Yakuza said with a furry smile as she prepped for an upcoming photo shoot. “Even though I’m busy with my career, I still like to donate my time to good causes, such as helping poorer yaks in the community.<\/p>\n

Yakuza says that every year she donates her own milk to the Yak Milk Drive to help starving, orphaned yaks who don’t have mothers of their own.<\/p>\n

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Related:<\/span> American Idol’s Kelly Cluckson Talks New Album And Upcoming Tour<\/a><\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n

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On a side note, in a recent taste test, yak milk was voted as most delicious, even beating out camel and reindeer milk.<\/p>\n

“My milk makes one helluva butter tea,” Yakuza joked in a salacious tone. “Don’t tell anyone, but I like to sip on one of my teats now and then whenever I’m in the mood for something sweet.”<\/p>\n

Maxim magazine parody.<\/span><\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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