{"id":87,"date":"2016-04-07T20:56:39","date_gmt":"2016-04-07T20:56:39","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/squirrellips.com\/?page_id=87"},"modified":"2021-12-06T15:25:14","modified_gmt":"2021-12-06T20:25:14","slug":"contact","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/squirrellips.com\/index.php\/contact\/","title":{"rendered":"CONTACT"},"content":{"rendered":"<h1><span style=\"font-size: 36pt;\"><strong>Contact Squirrel Lips<\/strong><\/span><\/h1>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<h2><span style=\"font-size: 24pt;\">Need to contact the awesome animals at Squirrel Lips?<\/span><\/h2>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 14pt;\">Hello humans and fellow animals. There are numerous ways to contact <a href=\"https:\/\/squirrellips.com\/\">SQUIRREL LIPS<\/a>, but the best ways to get through to us are as follows:<\/span><\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><span style=\"font-size: 14pt;\">By Osmosis<\/span><\/li>\n<li><span style=\"font-size: 14pt;\">Telepathically<\/span><\/li>\n<li><span style=\"font-size: 14pt;\">Using Tin Cans and String<\/span><\/li>\n<li><span style=\"font-size: 14pt;\">By Screaming<\/span><\/li>\n<li><span style=\"font-size: 14pt;\">Carrier Pigeon<\/span><\/li>\n<li><span style=\"font-size: 14pt;\">Smoke Signals<\/span><\/li>\n<li><span style=\"font-size: 14pt;\">Barking, Meowing, Chirping, Etc.<\/span><\/li>\n<li><span style=\"font-size: 14pt;\">Using Mediums<\/span><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 14pt;\">Although we would prefer it if you did not contact us due to the fact that many of us require up to 18 hours of sleep a day, if you still have any growls, squawks, or hisses or would even like to compliment us with purrs and chirps and you couldn&#8217;t get through using the above methods, then please feel free to send them by using the beautiful contact form below. Thank you and good night.<\/span><\/p>\n<hr \/>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 18pt;\">Email: <a href=\"mailto:newsletter@squirrellips.com\">newsletter@squirrellips.com<\/a><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Contact Squirrel Lips &nbsp; Need to contact the awesome animals at Squirrel Lips? Hello humans and fellow animals. There are<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"parent":0,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":{"colormag_page_layout":"default_layout","footnotes":""},"class_list":["post-87","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/squirrellips.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/87","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/squirrellips.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/squirrellips.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/squirrellips.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/squirrellips.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=87"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/squirrellips.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/87\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/squirrellips.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=87"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}