{"id":575,"date":"2017-10-28T18:09:47","date_gmt":"2017-10-28T23:09:47","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/squirrellips.com\/?page_id=575"},"modified":"2019-12-23T09:13:49","modified_gmt":"2019-12-23T14:13:49","slug":"writers","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/squirrellips.com\/index.php\/writers\/","title":{"rendered":"WRITERS"},"content":{"rendered":"

Writer’s archive of funny articles<\/strong><\/span><\/h1>\n

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Disclaimer: The mouse in the above photo is a model, not an actual SQUIRREL LIPS staff member.<\/em><\/span><\/p>\n

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Click on a talented writer below to check out all their breathtaking stories of action, adventure, and romance.<\/span><\/p>\n

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\"\"<\/a>Paul Barker<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n

“Dog spelled forwards is dog.”<\/span><\/p>\n

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\"\"<\/a>Chester Wood<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n

“I’ll hibernate when I’m dead.”<\/span><\/p>\n

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\"\"<\/a>Catherine “Cat” Faline<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n

“What I do with my lives is my business.”<\/span><\/p>\n

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\"\"<\/a>Jack Mule<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n

“From my ass to your lips, you’ll never believe this.”<\/span><\/p>\n

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\"\"<\/a>Gary Goosey<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n

“I beat a goose with my bare beak.”<\/span><\/p>\n

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\"\"<\/a>Bill Bullock<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n

“Any last words, matador?”<\/span><\/p>\n

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\"\"<\/a>Dr. Schnoz<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n

“I leave scars as calling cards, buster.”<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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